Onion Story Mistakingly Published in Wall Street Journal

Professor threatens suing her students cause “they’d argue with your ideas” (ht: Wide Scope)

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EDIT:Oops. Fixed the link to the first Onion story.
ANOTHER EDIT:Changed the link to point to the original story
(I promise I’ll get this post right soon)